Happy Bait? More Like Happy Wait!





















Fort Lauderdale - Rumors, exaggerations, and out right lies! The iPhone is buzzing, calls are coming in tweets are flying around and everybody is scrambling for parking down on the beach. But lo and behold, there is still no bait. Ok, thats a lie, there are some fragmented pods of pre-pod white bait dotting the shorelines, but that aint Happy Bait. Everybody just calm down and take a deep breath. The bait isn't here yet. Sure some guy heard from another guy, that a guy somebody knows saw pelicans diving on a pod around lunch time out infront of Beach Place, next thing you know, the beach is swarming with Happy Baiters nets cocked and buckets in tow. All I have to say is, what plug are you gonna throw? Why the long face? Seriously though, when the bait is here, you will know for sure because the tweets will go out WITHOUT the word "rumor" in the text, and there will be pictures, and it will be undeniable. Who you gonna trust?

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